News - Europe diary: Summit manoeuvres
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solution to male impotencethat while some countries think the constitution is dead another large group refuses to accept this. On the whole, neither group wants to trumpet their view, in case they offend someone. So they’ll rather lamely agree to “continue discussions” or some such phrase.

But don’t believe it ends there. The Commission wants a grand declaration on the EU’s purpose to be signed in the spring of next year. Britain is enthusiastic about this, arguing that if Europe faces new challenges, then it should have a new mission statement.

After the emotionally exhausting British presidency, which saw decisions on the budget and Turkey’s EU membership bid, there’s neither the need nor the appetite for more big rows. But there will be no end of bland statements on extremely big subjects.

What follows is your cut out and keep - or alternatively print out and throw away - guide to the continuing disputes behind the anodyne words and obscure jargon that will eventually emerge. Here are some of the biggest issues.

TRANSPARENCY

Will they let us see them thump the table and sulk? This is called TRANSPARENCY. The Austrians want the public to be able to hear many more debates between ministers of the 25 EU member states. They want the microphones and cameras to be allowed in whenever ministers are discussing a piece of legislation which the European Parliament also gets to vote on.

EU foreign ministers meeting in Austria

There is pressure to open up EU discussions to public scrutiny

The UK government has always championed greater openness, but the new foreign secretary, Margaret Beckett, has surprised everyone by developing a touch of cold feet. She wants only the opening and closing statements shown. Her argument is that if everything in the council chamber is public then the real decisions will simply be taken in private.

As one senior, non-British, diplomat puts it: “The way the EU works is everyone is very frank about what they want, but then has to accept less. That’s not easy to show in public. No-one likes it. Not in private life, not in business.” And will cameras ever be allowed into big summits like this one? Very unlikely.

ABSORPTION CAPACITY

Then there’s an important debate on how large the EU should be. Those who are worried by an ever bigger EU say it’s all very well making sure individual countries come up to scratch before they are allowed to join, but there’s not enough emphasis on whether the EU can afford to take them in, and whether public opinion is ready for more members. This is ABSORPTION CAPACITY.

The British want to tone down such notions and instead stress the economic and political benefits of the EU spreading to the Balkans, Turkey and Ukraine. This is perhaps one of the most important decisions that the Union faces, although it won’t reach any conclusion for a good long while. But it really will have an impact on world politics if, for instance, Serbia and Turkey, are left outside the tent.

HAMPTON COURT AGENDA

What most leaders and the Commission will want to promote as the centrepiece of this summit will be a slightly earnest attempt to convince the European public that the EU is helping them in their everyday lives - improving the economy, keeping a wary eye on illegal immigration, fighting crime, and adopting policies to make energy cheaper. This is called the HAMPTON COURT AGENDA or A EUROPE OF RESULTS, and it’s the area where there will be the most exalted promises and longest paragraphs, because everybody thinks it’s a good idea. But there probably won’t be any new concrete ideas. That’s when the EU partners start to fall out.

USING THE PASSERELLE

Those of us sad enough to be excited by such things will be looking out particularly for the language used over greater co-operation between EU police forces and justice systems. The French want more such agreements and say countries should drop their automatic right to block a proposal. This is USING THE PASSERELLE.

The Commission has taken this up with enthusiasm, and is backed by the Finns, who take over presidency next month. The British have an open mind, but the Germans are dead set against. In the Commission’s sights is the treatment of suspects, and they’re particularly concerned about the indefinite detention without trial of foreign suspects in Belmarsh prison, in the UK.

At least on paper this will be a summit for connoisseurs of decoding language to detect the direction of travel, rather than for fans of the big fight. But we can live in hope. Perhaps someone will attempt to speak English to Mr Chirac again: the sole event that enlivened the last such gathering.

Please use the postform below to comment on any of the issues in the diary.



On democracy - EU citizens have elected MPs and an elected PM representing them in the EU, we have elected MEPs who took apart in the drafting of and adopting of the draft constitution. Irrespective of turnout at these elections, these were the opportunities to generic erectile dysfunction drug engage. Plebiscites would be a third opportunity. There is no absence of possible democratic engagement. People have an opportunity and duty to vote - not complain and think a flawed referendum, which dilutes a complex issue down to a single question, will solve the democratic deficit.
James, London, formerly Brussels

I wonder how EU leaders (and people of the Union who don’t want Turkey in the club) couldn’t see the benefits of Turkey’s membership.I understand some concerns ( like different culture and religion,overpopulation, weak economy and human rights standarts), but whwn you deservedly,rationally,reasonably compare advantages and disadvantages of the accession, it will come up that if EU would like to be a major playerin world politics she has to admit and absorb Turkey. Please open your eyes widw end think of the mistakes made in your history by your leaders left EU behind USA.
And don’t make same mistakes egain.
Takyettin Karakaya, istanbul, Turkey

As a Turkish, I got bored with the demands of the EU from Turkey. Whenever Turkey meets their request, they create new ones. All this put me off joining the EU and so do Turkish people. I think Turkey should look for its prosperity in the East and I am sure that an increasing number of people in Turkey think like this.
Eren Doldur, London

As a Brit who has lived in Spain for 10 years, I have seen with my own eyes how Spain, being fully committed to the E.U. has benefited enormusly, while my native land has not. However i don’t believe the Spanish voted for the Constitution. A now and popular Government asked them to, so they abliged. In France and old and unpopular President and Government asked them to - and the answer was ‘up yours!’. In other words a Referendum as not a valid way to approve or reject a Constitution.
The problem for National Goverments of E.U. states is they are steadily losing what they hold most dear - POWER. Squeezed between the E.C. Commission and Parliament on one side and growing local autonomy on the other national goverments are heading rapidly towards the status of State Goverments within the U.S.A. And no Consitution - hower it is drawn up are however it is approved - can change the realities of the twenty first century.
Mike Dixon, Barcelona, Spain

I am currently living in student halls of residence in Poland with other students of all European nations. Over the last four months we have learnt about each others’ culture, history, foods and drinking habits. Most of us would agree that there is not that much difference between us in that respect. One thing that we do agree on with regard to the EU is that we don’t know anything about it. The first thing we know about is another rule from Brussels and no accountability. It is not that we are unintellegent or that we are not interested, we are very interested but usually the press gives us little information and that is usually of a negative slant. I am sure that some way towards giving people more information about what goes on will help towards more understanding about the EU.
Jo, Ilkeston UK

It’s right that the constitution is over-specific, there is no reason why a cloning ban should be in there at all for instance - this is part of the concern Gisela Stuart MP had about it, and she was involved in the drafting. So let’s redraft, get it right, and get it supported. and if for instance there are moves to put vile homophobic clauses in, emanating from Poland or Latvia, then let’s confront them and have that debate - it is a real issue.
Jane, Riga. Latvia

I am no longer sure what the EU is, nor what it aims to be. Moreover, it seems that member states have differing ideas on these issues, bringing into question the entire notion of the word Union. What started off as free trade agreement has expanded into every other geopolitical/economical aspect of life despite the fact that the initial common market is still just a dream rather than a reality. States are still bickering over blatant acts of protectionism.

As for Turkey not being allowed to join because they’re ‘not European’ (which is often the argument offered) - if this is the case then the argument should be whether or not Turkey is delisted from Europe so they can join Asia and take advantage of those regional agreements, rather than keep them in Europe but out of European clubs. Does that sound ridiculous? Well, ridiculous questions often deserve ridiculous answers. It was decided a long, long time ago by the European powers who signed the treaties creating Turkey that it would be in Europe’s advantage to have Turkey in. A trading bloc that excludes the soon-to-be largest market in terms of population does not make much sense. The EU on one hand wants an alternative to Russia for energy supplies and with the other shuns the alternative, with its ever-increasing web of pipelines.
Lee, London

Whether anyone likes it or not, the European economy is one massive market and is here to say. That was the entire basis of the EU to begin with, a common and interwoven market so that post-war Germany would not feel the urge to split off again. And yet economic protectionism is here to say. This is one of the unique things about the EU, the manner in which countries can protect small businesses, small-scale farmers, regional products and so forth. To have this protectionism and still have the common European market, is a true feat. What they are struggling over is forming a solid European political construct with actual meaning and effect on the world stage. Though this final step may be far in the future, I think we’ll make it eventually. Hopefully it will remain centered on peaceful resolution and negotiation, rather than all out war like its cross-Atlantic counterpart.
John Woodward, Paris, France

The EU is about breaking down national barriers to improve the social and economic prosperity and to engender stability across a region enclosed by a new national barrier. I’d be right behind the EU if it would admit ANY country that was willing to adopt the EU legislative payload, whatever continent they are in. Make the aim to expand to all nations on this earth who subscribe to the highest standards of human rights and social justice.
Vincent Murphy, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (ex UK)

In my opinion European Union is the monster of the Soviet Union, because the leaders of EU countries are afraid of what the people want or think about anything they do. This as in the Soviet Union which it used to oppress the people who wanted a different change from what was being offered. In that time You voted for One Party, or you didn’t vote at all, because there was no other. In EU you vote for the constitution or you don’t get the chanse to vote at all (the countries that delayed or approved by parlament)
David, amserdam, netherlands

Re: a few comments on the EU constitution. I believe that the EU has got the whole thing wrong right from the start. They need all 25 countries to approve the constitution for it to be ratified. Whilst I have no problem with the idea of unanimous approval, I feel that this situation is really undemocratic. Effectively, each country has 1 in 25 of the total say. There is nothing to take into account the varying populations of each country. As a British citizen, my vote would be worth 1 in 60,000,000 x 1 in 25 of the total, whereas someone from a much smaller country would have far greater say and someone from a much larger country would have far less. Also, if a smaller country votes “no” then does that not completely penis pump for erectile dysfunction
the majority? The EU should start again with this, re-write the constitution, then put it to an EU-wide referendum where every vote is worth the same amount.
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What is undemocratic is ratifying EU constitution in the parliament and knowing that majority of population is against it. The constitution is dead, and sooner we accept it the better. We must move to more important things such as unemployment and impotence vacuum device
economy. While EU is getting overtaken by China and India the last thing we need is arguing about the document that nobody wants.
Sasha, UK

I’m very glad the EU constitution didn’t make it through. It contains too many specifics that have no place in a constitution. What’s with the cloning ban paragraph, for instance? It should just have laid down voting regulations, the separation of powers and a reaffirmation of citizen’s rights as expressed in existing documents.

Let’s try again, and make it short and snappy this time. Anything else should be left to parliament.
Maarten Thibaut, Sint-Niklaas, Belgium

The unpalatable truth is that the EU has been inflicted upon the people of Europe without their consent having been saught let alone given. It is all well and good the leaders meeting together to decide upon the future direction of the EU, but unless it is agreed by the people, not their leaders, then it will continue to suffer from a democratic deficit. Whenever the people have been given a chance to air their views, support for the EU has varied from lukewarm to outright opposition. If things go on as they are, the EU soon implode under the weight of its own absurdity and corruption, and good riddance.
Malcolm, London, England

If the Absorption Capacity become stretched to the limit, they can use the passerelle to help Enlargement by being more open and honest during the Summmit meetings.Transparency would clarify the murky depths of EU working!
Alan David Pena

I dont agree with the comments that people from Europe have nothing in common. I work all over Europe on a regular basis and have come to the conculsion that the only real difference between European people is the language. Everyone seems to want similar things, it’s just how we go about achieving those things can be different, but thats also the case in the UK. With regards to not knowing each others history. We are taught very little about our own history in the UK and European culture is very similar.
Marc W, Southport

Yes, it’s dull and uninspiring and we don’t understand much about each other but somewhere underneath all this there is some kind of a common culture. By all means let’s have a common market and let’s uphold our cultural traditions and differences but for heaven’s sake let’s defend our basic sense of social fairness against the brute insensitivity of ‘market forces’.
David Ballantyne, Raleigh, NC, USA (ex UK)

When negotiations are being held on any matter, the more parties you have at the table the harder it is to reach a consensus. Three years ago the EU had 15 parties at the table, now there are 25. And still we hear talk of even more expansion. There is no constitution, no clear mission, and the budget is stretched to the limit. It is encouraging to see Turkey and Eastern European states improving themselves to meet EU criteria, but the EU is simply not ready to accept them.
Leslie Thom, Bronx, New YorkMartin Hudson, Salisbury, Wilts, england

Almost all of the EU countries which have ratified the constitution did so by a vote of their governments. Only 3 countries put the vote to the public in a referendum - Spain, France and Holland. Of these only Spain voted “yes”. So the real democratic score so far is 2-1 against the constitution.
Nick, UK

Nick from the UK - the democratic score (if basing it on referendums) is 2-2. Luxembourg also had a referendum.
Daniel, Brussels

The EU will work better when there is deeper co-operation amongst its members. This deeper co-operation can only happen during a period of stability. The 90s were such a period and the EU was able to strengthen its ties to one another through the development and implementation of the single currency. However by starting to absorb more and more countries, such stability is lost, and therefore harmonisation of taxes and constitutions becomes an ever distant reality.
An EU working closely as one will be a benefit to all its citizens, its such a shame that many of the leading politicians in Europe see the EU as a tool to further expanding control and influence.
Phil, Notts, UK

How big is enough and when do we call stop? Are we smart enough to understand there must be a stop one day. A quick sidebar: when will EU smarten up on official languages (ie. not 20 or whatever), the UN did so years ago and now it’s taken for granted.

Peter D, Vesinet, France

Clearly, Europe is not ready to be anything but a trading association. In fact, the old designation ,the Common Market, is the reality.
The peoples of Europe have no common unversally accepted concepts,ideas nor plans. Even more, they appear not to have even a vague notion what their future challenges, perils and opportunities are.
This applies even more to the politicians, the “statesmen”. Real statesmen are conspicuous by their rarity, almost an absence.Rather they sell themselves to the highest bidder a la Schroeder, or have totally unrealistic notion of Grandeur a la you knw who.
G.Reinis, Riga, Latvia

I am irritated by the argument that the people of Europe have rejected the constitution. I believe the current score is 15 countries have said “Yes”, 2 countries have said “no” and 8 countries have yet to declare or have “postponed” decisions. It would be good if Europe’s leaders worked towards changing the undemocratic policy of allowing the minority to impose on the majority.
Tony, Amsterdam

Tony from Amsterdam: that is not exactly how the situation stands. After the French and Dutch referenda, opinion polls showed that majorities of the population in most countries that had already parliamentary ratified the constitution was opposed to it. If you are looking for an undemocratic aspect: there it is.
Erik , The Hague, Netherlands

Firstly, the EU itself agreed that the EU constitution must be adopted UNANIMOUSLY by all member states. Secondly, out of those 8 countries that have “postponed” their decisions, Great Britain, Denmark, Sweden and Poland would reject the EU constitution if given the chance, and the Czech President has refused to sign the constitutional treaty.
Zbigniew Mazurak, Katowice, Poland

The majority of EU citizens wants it merely to be a common market but that is still far from being achieved with individual national protectionism prevalent and still no concensus on a common market for services. Rather than press for a federation which very few want, the politicians should try to deliver the true common market for which they have a real mandate. Oh and they should try to root out corruption and gravy-training as well.
Andrew, Neuenkirchen Germany

A big experiment, to be sure. But one must admit that Europe has come up in the world. Not one of the member states would be as well off if the EU did not exist. That said, let’s have more power for the European Parliament and less unilateral decision-making for Brussels. Let’s see people like G. Reinis in Latvia (on this page) be listened to more - only then will needed correctives be introduced.
D. Fear, Heidelberg, Germany

I find it incredibly arrogant that the not only has the Constitution not been ‘officially’ dropped, but the Austian Presidency is pressing for its rectification.

OK, it has been ratified by 15 countries, but this was put forward as a unanimous document and should therefore require unanimous support to be implemented. It would probably also run into trouble in some of the 8 countires yet to ratify, particularly the UK.

The Commission would do themselves a power of good by admitting that this cumbersome treaty should be laid to rest.
A P Burn, Cheshire

I think Mark hits the nail on the head with his last comment. EU politics are tedious, uninspiring and full of uncharismatic, banal people. Looking back at the history of Europe over the last two millenia, the EU comes out as the dullest political institution - it has no capacity to ‘move’ people. G. Reinis is right when he says the peoples of Europe have little in common - how much do the French know about Hungarian culture, history, politics, art etc. or the Estonians about Greece? Or the English about Poland? Any suggestions of cultural unity aren’t even funny anymore, they’re just tired and sad.
Alex, London, UK

The desire to build an empire that will rival the future power and size of both the US and China is the current force driving the EU. The hurdle is how to achieve this goal with the cultural, political, and economic rivalry and diversity in Europe. The EU will not make much headway towards greater unity until they are able to overcome this hurdle.
Jake.-London UK
jacob_nm, London

I think the EU is an incredibly clever manipulator; look at the current comments on the infighting between European politicians, the ratification of the constitution,etc. Yet the concrete events pass without a whisper. The European Arrest Warrant went through relatively quietly - although it meant that a person can be arrested in one country and surrendered to another in a much shorter period of time, and potentially without the same safeguards. The legal provisions may be bland, dry and unremarked - but these are the items which will change reality in the EU, not grandoise notions of unifying culture.
Jon, Edinburgh, Scotland

There are those who want to move forward and those who do not. Therefore we should have a union inside union. Let those coutries that want more intergration intergrate, those that do not can remain as free market partners. I believe that for Europe to survive and to have an impact on the world, we need to unite. Common market, common military, common policies and direct elections (1 person, 1 vote, no voting regions, for parliament, that could then form goverment) and no country should have veto, for with veto we are as useless and impotent as UN. I believe this in turn would create few blocks inside EU that would ultimately realise a dream of strong united Europe.
Lasse, Tampere, Finland

Declaring that “15 countries have said yes and only 2 rejected the Constitutional Treaty” sounds incorrect: what’s the most relevant, number of voters or countries? In my country I didn’t have the opportunity to declare my opinion, the parliament majority (and not necessarily the one I voted for) did so instead of me.
Europeans have nothing to share? I think the problem are rather decision-makers at local and European level and their lack of political will and vision, not people that doesn’t know and see the true opportunities in a politically real EU…

giorgio salvetti, Rome, Italy

The EU is a management enterprise, not about democratic politics at all, so the managers can and do change the ‘rules’ as they go along, eg over the constitution. It is a vast, unproductive monopolist entity that needs to be broken up and sold, out of date and possibly disastrous for the real European cultural good, as impending Turkish accession shows.
HIldebrand, Oxford, UK

Alex, how much do Estonians need to know about Greece or English about Poland when we are all European? How much do Californians know about people from Maine or people from Tenesse abour Washington? That is not to argue for federalism but when we are very far away from federalism but trying to work towards doing on a European scale best what can be done by Europe and at a nation state what can best or rightly done by a nation state. It is good we learn about each nations culture but not that we try to create some amorphous culture. Celebrate the wonders of Estonia, Greece, England or Poland and also what’s good about Europe. It’s said earlier that we are all better off being in the EU so lets try and make it work best for all Europeans.
Andrew, London, UK

Why is it that all debates on whatever aspect of the EU invariably decend into some kind of discussion of whether the Europe has a common culture or identity. This is completly beside the point. The EU is an organisation that suppliments and coordinates the policies of nation states. It was designed with the diversity of Europe in mind and at no point based on the assumption that there was a common european people. This is why it is not undemocratic that one or two countries can hold up the process of ratification, this is why it is unimportant that the EU does not ‘move’people. Once people realise this I am sure that progress on the future of Europe will be much more straight forward.
George Turner, Rome, Italy

“Not one of the member states would be as well off if the EU did not exist.”

On the contrary, EVERY member state would be better off if the EU didn’t exist. In fact, the European countries were at the height of their power BEFORE the EU was founded and after it was, they became irrelevant. Great Britain, for example, had the biggest empire in the history of the world. It has wrongly dismantled it and even betrayed the Commonwealth, and joined the EU. Now it’s much weaker than before 1973.
Zbigniew Mazurak, Katowice, Poland

Whilst I understand Tony’s irritation, I would like to get a bit pedantic with his term ‘the people of Europe’ and their views on the constitution. One of the main arguments against this constitution is that it hasn’t involved the ‘people’ as much as it could. Consequently when given the option in a referendum 2 nations said ‘Yes’ and 2 said ‘Non’.
To be truely democratic there would be one vast referendum across the whole of Europe - but this would mean that the nations of Benelux,Greece , Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Cyprus and Malta would have a combined say of less than France. To be truely democratic, every EU citizen should have the same value vote.
Andrew, Malvern, UK

Alex & G.Reinis - The people of Europe have far more in common than you think. We all tend to focus on what makes us different and ignore what’s the same. Closer EU integration is a bit of a catch 22 - if we don’t try to intergrate we continue to focus on what makes us different - it’s got to start somewhere. I for one am proud to be English, proud to be British and proud to be European - it’s the differences between us at every level that makes life so colourful. Closer European integration has helped all the EU nations since the end of WWII. A greater sense of ‘EU-ness’ would help bring us to a closer understanding of each other, and practcal EU wide legislation (especially for greater inter-state trade & movement of people & services) can only increase the level of wealth we currently enjoy.
Richard Spurr, Leics. UK

The European countrys are different, but also parts of the western civilisation (which also consists of North America, Australia, New Zealand). There are other civilisations, for example the Chinese and The Indian civilisations that are advancing fast. If we Europeans want to stay in a leading position, both economically and otherwise, we must stick together in the EU. If every small European country stands alone, we will surely go downwards, slowly but steadily.
Georg Larsson, Karlstad Sweden

“Why is it that all debates on whatever aspect of the EU invariably decend into some kind of discussion of whether the Europe has a common culture or identity.”

Because this, for example, is part of the debate concerning Turkey’s entry, and a defining feature of discussions on where the EU’s borders should stop. This not only a question of political identity but also cultural identity and shared heritage. These issues are highlighted in some of the EU research council’s funding frameworks. I suppose we focus on the differences because they are ultimately how individual regions are defined for many people, especially within the context of tourism. The EU has promoted an understanding of diversity from the start, but its expansion and constitution have prompted these questions about cultural as well as political identity.
Alex, London, UK

I know most don’t want to hear this, but I believe the EU can learn a lot from American history. The colonies started out very independent, and it took a while to build a cohesive national identity (Robert E. Lee turned down an offer to lead Union forces because his native Virginia had joined the Confederacy during the Civil War). However, the freedom allowed by the federal system has served the US well, taking into consideration both greater population areas and state concerns. While this does not mean national identities need be erased, it is a system that would give significance to being both (for example) Dutch and European.
Joseph Breems, Moreno Valley, CA, USA

The EU should address the needs of all Europeans in a clear and transparent manner. The biggest problem and barrier for the EU is the linguistic divisions in Europe. If all EU countries were able to adopt some sort of artificial language just for the EU burreacracy, not for the EU countries themselves, or revive Latin in a similar way that the Israelis revived Hebrew, then there is hope. For instance, the UK and Slovakia could make Latin their official language in dealing with all the EU authorities and between EU countries. A common tongue in the EU would resolve perhaps 95 percent of the problems and conflicts in the EU today. The EU should act like a country and offer regular newscasts about its activities. Voting should have been done simultaneously for all 450 million citizens. In the year 2006 there should be no barriers to doing this. People need to start thinking beyond the barriers placed on them by their cultures. Petty, petty conflicts like the Catalans wanting to bolt from Spain and the Montenegrans wanting to leave Serbia should end. Zbigniew Mazurak, Katowice, Poland is very mistaken. The 2 billion people that lived under the UK yoke for centuries would not feel the way that you did. Your thinking is very 17th century.
Janne Parviainen, Helsinki, European Union

Maybe we should dismantle the E.U.Maybe it would be better to go back as simple states without any kind of cooperation.Maybe it would be better to be as citizens of Sparta,Athens,Thebes,Corinth instead of being UNITED as Greece and wait for the Persians to come ,or the Romans…WHAKE UP we are all EUROPEANS with a common destiny.Europe is our future country!!
Jim Tsaousakis, Gastouni-Elias Greece

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News - Lebanon crisis fires Mid-East press
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Lebanon’s press is capturing the sense of crisis gripping ordinary people and appealing for help before the country’s democratic momentum is halted.

On top of the usual condemnation of Israel and the United States elsewhere in the Arab and Persian papers, there ’s anger that leaders appear either divided or impotent.

The most recent papers in Israel paint a mixed picture. One columnist praises the Olmert government for “showing steady nerves” while another says the “current Alice-in-Wonderland government has outlived its usefulness”.

Report in Lebanon’s Daily Star

Hundreds of Lebanese nationals and foreigners crowded into Beirut’s bus depot Friday and bid for the last remaining seats on taxis and buses heading for the Syrian border as Israel intensified its air campaign against the country’s infrastructure, leaving the main highway to Syria impassable.

Families camped in the filthy underpass of the Charles Helou terminal amid piles of suitcases, appliances, and other hastily collected belongings. A group of Syrian workers holding $14 bus tickets shoved each other as they fought their way onto one crowded vehicle. The men in front tried to squeeze their arms into the closing doors as the driver looked on helplessly…

Meanwhile, lost-looking Westerners and wealthy Gulf tourists were trying to haggle with the few available cab drivers left in the station and willing to make the now arduous journey from Beirut to Masnaa. Cabbies charged upward of $150 per person for the four-to-six-hour trip, which used to cost $10 and take about two hours on the Damascus Highway before it was cut by Israeli bombs…

Editorial in Lebanon’s Daily Star

Our fledgling independence is under fire. Only a little over a year since we started making our own decisions and trying to forge a sense of national unity, we have been hit with a crisis of unexpected proportions…

Yet even now, as Israel is laying waste to our country with guns and missiles paid for with US tax dollars, and as American-made bombs are raining down on our cities, we are still clinging to the same values and ideals that the Bush administration has promoted: We want life, liberty and happiness; we want democracy, sovereignty, freedom and independence.

No-one is calling for the return of Syrian occupation, even though one could argue that Syria’s presence served as a deterrent to this kind of Israeli onslaught. No-one is asking whether the US government only asked the Syrians to step out only so that the Israelis could step in to replace them. We are holding out hope that the Americans will be faithful to the values that they have championed and protect us from further harm…

Commentary in pan-Arab Al-Sharq al-Awsat

What is happening in Lebanon is a case of blatant and hideous aggression on the part of Israel against defenceless civilians… Israel is a state that thrived on arrogance and tyranny, therefore it lives in this way.

Commentary in Israel’s Maqor Rishon

The action Israel has avoided taking for years, and which has now become necessary, is a ground operation in which conventional IDF forces will have to supplement any aerial operations. Lebanon is full of Jihadist forces, and Iran and Hezbollah are preparing the country to be a battle ground. No less important is the fact that international pressure on Iran and Syria has eased up. The previous battle, a month ago, took place when Syria felt that pressure on it following the assassination of Al-Hariri was waning: the current escalation is because Iran feels it has regained control of the situation regarding its nuclear program since North Korea launched ballistic missiles, and since Russia and China are preventing sanctions against Iran. Israel needs a new government that will be able to extricate us from the cycle of defeatism. Our current Alice-in-Wonderland government has outlived its usefulness.

Commentary in Israel’s Yedi’ot Aharonot

In the emergency meeting two days ago, ministers were already told that missiles would be fired at Haifa. Nasrallah was the one taken by surprise. The Shia leader misread Israel’s political map and wrongly assessed the trio made up of Olmert, Peretz, and Halutz. The three are showing steady nerves and a willingness to fight back on a scale masturbation and impotence
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Editorial in Algeria’s El Watan

The state-sponsored terrorism waged by Israel in Lebanon and in Gaza is being perceived with benevolence, indeed encouraged, by the Americans. Through its behaviour, the United States is accentuating the growing hostility of the Arab peoples toward it and are pushing Arab youth into going off and swelling the ranks of radical Islamism for the purpose of avenging their brothers…

Unfortunately, Washington has been encouraged in this criminal attitude by the passivity of the Arab regimes, whereas the latter have retaliatory means such as petroleum or trade, for example. Worse yet, those who have diplomatic relations with Israel have not made the gesture of recalling their ambassadors. The scheduled Arab League meeting will only be one more how to overcome impotence that will contribute nothing concrete and will in no way go after the Americans, who only have contempt for the Arabs. The Saudis have already revealed their intentions. In their hatred of Shia, they preferred to condemn Hezbollah rather than Israel. How can they deserve any respect?

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Commentary in Iran’s Iran News

Israel has stepped up its assault on Lebanon as the United Nations Security Council prepares to hold an emergency meeting to tackle this Middle Eastern crisis. In the meantime, Saudi Arabia has blamed the Lebanese Hezbollah guerrilla for its role in the tensions…

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Column in Syria’s Al-Thawrah

By carrying out this treacherous aggression, Israel seeks to achieve two goals, one of which is absorbing the domestic tension created by the shame that has befallen the Israeli army as a result of the two operations in Gaza and southern Lebanon. The second Israeli goal is deepening divisions among the Lebanese political forces. The Israeli bombardment of vital Lebanese facilities and bridges is meant to give ammunition to some Lebanese politicians so that they can oppose the abduction of the two soldiers. Undoubtedly, Israel will not achieve either goal, because the majority of the Lebanese people support their resistance, and are fully aware of Israel’s aggressive nature.

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News - Egypt protest indicates Arab mood
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Sport - Judge Jarlath
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Back in the Seventies, Kerry had built up a formula necessary for success in September, while the other teams were simply spectators and weren’t nearly up to the required level of attitude, skill and sheer ability.


Now there is supposed to be a more evenly-matched balance of power. At the beginning of this year, we were talking about Dublin, Armagh, Tyrone and yes, I suppose Kerry as well.


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Colm Cooper and Kieran Donaghy were being ushered on by the likes of Eoin Liston, Mikey Sheehy, Jack O S whispering in their ear.


They were great heroes of the past whose deeds have defined the history of the greatest of stadia, Croke Park and whose names echo in hushed tones around the country where the beauty of the gaelic game is mentioned.


No team, no individual, could have stood up to this onslaught on this day

Kerry won nine out of the 12 opening kick-outs. But the Mayo midfield were supposed to be better than Kerry’s, weren’t they?

It’s easy to blame the beleagured Mayo last line for not turning up when the only tragic option they were left with on countless occasions was ’should I go to the man charging towards me, or should I reverse and try to keep my own man out of the move?’


It didn’t really matter. The Kerry storm troopers were being followed by the cavalry and then the foot soldiers as wave upon wave of attack rained down on the Mayo goal.

No team, no individual, could have stood up to this onslaught on this day.


All of us who espouse the cause of GAA have the game in our heart and in our soul. Kerry, however, are gaelic football and in an era when Ulster success pinched some of the glory of this millennium from them, it has only been temporary and sporadic.


Kerry have picked up four All Ireland titles in this decade and must allow themselves a wry smile at those of us who think we somehow should be let into the Pantheon of the Greats just because we have won one or two.


This match is not for dissecting. We can lament the impotency of the Mayo forward line where McDonald’s man scored more than he did, or the paltry two points from play, or Mortimer and Dillon’s no show.


But all this is only trying to put our logic on a phenomenen that has no explanation. Kerry win Diet and impotence.

Kerry Kieran Donaghy

Kieran Donaghy was the refreshing ingredient in the Kerry ranks

Other teams might pop up every so often and snap one out of their grasp, but in reality, the Kerry psyche plays around with the other thirty one counties in the same manner that their team messed about with Mayo on Sunday.


And Brian Sheehan was on the line. Their top scorer with 24 points and he couldn’t make the starting 15.

Eoin Brosnan’s four goals weren’t enough to get him into either the midfield or forward line.


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This boy is no diva. He just catches, turns and shoots. A goal and a point and lots more besides. Who would begrudge him an All Ireland medal?


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Sure weren’t Kerry supposed to be at each others throats; all not well in the camp? Little snippets of information sifting from the Kingdom towards the gaelic peasantry which suggested that the throne was vacant and the aristocrats were not united.


And we all got it wrong. Spectacularly. Kerry are back. In fact, they were never away.


Manager Jack O’Connor whose roll of honour will state - three years, three All-Ireland finals, and two leagues will go down as having been a ‘moderately’ successful manager.


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News - These ghoulish things
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The portrait showed a part-human face, with the upper right quarter decomposing and an eyeball popping out of the socket. A devil’s tongue poked out of her mouth. Frankly, Picasso’s Guernica would have been a more romantic present.

A young child who saw the portrait being unveiled announced it looked like a corpse. He wasn’t far off the mark. Chapman thought it was hilarious - the comment and the portrait.

“I was in shock but I found myself saying I loved it and in a way I do love it,” says Ms Brovig. “I love the idea and I love the story, even if it ended up as a rather expensive joke.”

‘Phenomenally cool’

Some might think she got off lightly, one woman’s portrait reportedly showed a large penis balanced on a see-saw, while another depicted a seven-headed genitalia.

They, like Ms Brovig, are probably wondering what to do with their picture when they finally get their hands on them. (From December until March 2007 the portraits will be on display at the Tate Liverpool in the Jake and Dinos Chapman: Bad Art for Bad People exhibition.

“I don’t know what on earth to do with it,” says Ms Brovig. I don’t think I will have it on my wall, but I will get it out to show people. It will certainly be an interesting talking point at dinner parties.”

Hell

An imagined scene in World War II entitled Hell, by the Chapmans

The couple hope the portrait might be a profitable investment. Turner Prize judge Andrew Renton says it will.

“It might not make them millionaires but it is certainly money in the bank. Jake and Dinos Chapman are two of the most important and respected artists in Britain today and anything they do has value.

“They couldn’t have done what they did with the portraits unless there was strong market for their art. It is very desirable and pieces have gone for millions of pounds. Paying 4,500 for the portrait is not a mistake and is a phenomenally cool wedding present.”

It also made the artists some spare cash. Between them they painted two portraits an hour, eight hours a day for four days. That’s 288,000.

‘No Rembrandt’

Knowing what she now knows, Dea Brovig says she wouldn’t have Chapman do her portrait again.

“Not that I can complain of any injustice, we knew exactly what chance we were taking when we signed up and we can hardly claim that we were expecting a Rembrandt,” she says.

“While it may not be quite what we were hoping for, we’re still the lucky owners of a Jake Chapman painting. I keep reminding myself of my portrait’s one big redeeming feature. I am very pleased to note that there isn’t a single penis painted on or anywhere near my face. That, at least, is something.”


Add your comments to this story, using the form below.

A fool and his money are easily parted - the buyers deserves all they got. As for the artist(?), why do we put up with pretentious rubbish like this? It’s not art and it never will be!!!
Barry Scott Mackenzie, London UK

How ace! I love art and I love the Chapman brothers, they are total nutters. If I had one of these portraits done i’d so put it up on my wall, even if there was a giant penis in it. How amazing would it be? and such a talking point. I love the humour of their work and would be happy and proud to have it on my wall, especially if it was specially painted for me - how many average people can say they had a renowned artist paint their portrait?! Wack it up on your wall girl, what fun.
Amanda, London

Trite, tasteless and talentless.
Yes, Ms Brovig, a very sound investment strategy.

Robert Michell, Cardiff

i think their art is amazing. the depth and meaning. i also love their work ‘hell’ art needs more controvery and talent, as opposed to watercolour scenery and vases of flowers
lisa , pocklington, united kingdom

New clothes Emperor?
Matt, London

My 12 year old brother could do that.
Martin, London, UK

I think these pictures have a real honesty about them, this is where art is going in the 21st Century and people have to let go of old school cliches. Some may find repulsive but I would definatly invest in them
Liz Fishback, Pittsburgh, USA

I wish I’d have known. 4,500 for a one-off, personalised Chapman Brothers piece of artwork? It’s a steal, and no mistake.
Jo Young, London

Art was never meant to be functional- you wouldn’t think him a fool who pays a brick of cash for a small pebble if was in fact a diamond, though that is all a diamond is… the same principle is at work in both situations.
Kris Paul, Cambridge, UK

Okay, so it’s not my cup of tea, but you can’t say it’s not art. It’s creative and it gets people talking - what are we doing now? I like a bit of fun!
katie lewis, Bristol

Great investment, crap picture, sad world.
David Dooley, Liverpool

Art is all about personal taste but too many artists are doing ‘modern’ pieces without having any real ability!
Peter Girvan, Belfast

I liked the picture, and I think it looked like Mrs.B. I don’t know what she was complaining about.
andrea, Manchester, UK, Manchester

Is it a surprise that the artist is actually laughing and smiling?? At 4,500 per painting I would be laughing too!
Amber Wilson, Edinburgh

What gives some the right to class whats art and what isn’t? what happened to being open minded and accepting other peoples tastes?
look at the different shades and details thats gone into that picture, i can c that from the passport sized copy at the top of the screen.
You say the guys talentless….could u do it?
Chris, Colchester, Essex

This is teenage schoolroom art at its most middle-of-the-road “shock and offend” averageness. What sets it apart from the rest of the contemporary art of our time is that not only is its execution immature, but also its conceptualisation. I look forward to seeing how the art world justifies this.
Sam, London

Even this web page is art, as artists have insisted that ‘art’ should not be constrained by definition. The point is that the painting is prostate cancer impotence. Art? Sure, but unattractive, ugly and unpleasant to look at all the same. Original? Yes. But then, so is my dog’s dribbles.
Doug Brodie, London, UK

What a load of rubbish. GIve me a diamond ring any day!
mo,

A portrait, huh? Nope, try as I might I just can’t see the resembalance. I’d get your bloke to ask for his money back, Miss Brovig; it looks like you’ve both been had.
Bill Gribble, Gloucester, UK

I totally agree with Robet Michell, Matt of Longon and Barry Scott Mackenzie. What will people think of us in a couple of hundred years when they see what we were calling art and were willing to pay money for it. I do like abstract art, but this has gone beyond the realms of that and I can imagine these kinds of “artists” laughing at us all the way to the bank.
Lynda Williams, Alton, New Hampshire,USA

Ha Ha Ha. Bad art for Bad people looks like it’s going to be a cracking show. J&D have done it again. Thanks.
Pete Hellicar, London UK

Lucky chaps; they have hit on a particular ‘art’ formula which will make them rich celebrities: it’s just another batch of forgettable collages based on plagiarised horror motifs. None of this has anything to do with enriching or adding meaning to normal people’s lives.
D Phillips, Cambridge

So, men find them rubbish, women find them fantastic - Interesting. Any psychologists out there to decipher this one?
Paul, London, UK

I would not have paid 4.50 and why it should take 30 mins is anyones guess. They’re having a laugh!
TonyB, Carmarthen , West Wales

This is fabulous. I’m so tired of ‘its not art’ comments - lazy cynisism and thoughtless accusations of pretension are exactly the things that make this work thrive. Wonderful.
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Darren Wall, London UK

the chapman bros. are not original in the slightest.they are just attention seeking fools.art shouldn’t be about controversy.
jake, London

Martin - no he could not
Jim, London

4500 for that!!?? How about creating something with artistic merit rather than building your career on shock value.
Anya, London, UK

Amazing that people are willing to pay such an extraordinary amont to have themselves and their ignorance derided. I find it astonishing that the creators of this rubbish get away with it. good for their bank balance that they can, but it’s got no respect for self or others in it that I can fathom.
Jez, Derbyshire, UK

“Shock art” is purile as it relies on nothing more subtle than its shock value to inspire its audience. The pretentious part is pretending that it is worth money.
David Smith, Bishop’s Stortford, England

Art should be uplifting but, whilst it might or even should also challenge preconceptions and accepted views, I don’t relish the idea of “art” emanating from a clearly troubled mind and being accepted as “the way forward”.
John Datchens, Gloucester. UK

Pretencious crap dressed up as art. Another load of pollocks!
allan, Reading England

Are you saying my bird is ugly mate?
Tony Lacey, Manchester, UK

If you want a true representation, take a photo. If you want an interpretation of how someone else sees you - even just at that moment and only in their eye - let Jake paint you. To be honest, the less it looks like someone in particular the more saleable it will be. If you don’t like it because it doesn’t look like how you wanted it, sell it on for fifty grand, pocket the cash and take a holiday somewhere nice to recuperate. It’s art, not science.
Shane Barber, Norwich, UK

Barry Scott Mackenzie, I notice you use three names? Is this not pretentious?
Phil Harris, Somerset, UK

Well - I am really torn between condemning this non-art with the natural human envy of this girl getting a bloody good bargain for her money - who is to blame? The so called “off this planet” art critics who acclaim such dross or ourselves for buying it?
David Campbell, ayr

Sick and revolting, and people call this art?
Liam, St Helens, UK

“Hell” was one of the most impressive pieces of art I have ever seen. Shame it is no more.
Malibu Doghonkey, Bratislava, Slovakia

I think these two are taking the mickey out of all of us. Comtemporary art is sometimes interesting but often totally meaningless. What’s the point of that picture?? It certainly isn’t a potrait. It seems that ’shock and awe’ is the order the day for modern art. Despite all of that, those people will probably make a profit because some other mindless art buff with more money than sense will pay more for those pictures because they are painted by somebody called ‘Chapman’!
Ben Lawrence, Liverpool

Art is in the eye of the beholder.
If a someone or something has set out to create something. This is art. Now whether the next person Erectile dysfunction and young man
or even ‘likes’ the piece is all part of personal taste.
Personally I like what the Chapman Bros have created. Is it befitting for a wedding portrait, depends on what the client was wanting. If you’ve just set this whole thing up to get a reaction, then I’d call that lazy journalism.
Simon Coombs, Clapham, London

It doesn’t have penis on it because he has painted her face on a testicle. Brilliant
Daz Baylo, Aberystwyth, Wales

I like it…it is different and unusual. For that is what Art is. It is different, it is always unusual.
Stick it on your wall girl, look back and reflect on what it actually means to you as an individual, I’m confident you will continue to like it.
David Watkins, Slough, Berkshire

Painting is no longer merely about recording - for that we have photography. Art has to entertain - bear in mind that means occupying someones mind, be that because they like and enjoy the work or because they hate it. And while this may not be the most pleasant work to look at in the world, for a wedding present its a sound investment.
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I think Liz should stop wallowing in this self-indulgent artisitic drivel - ‘real honesty’ indeed - and get some english language lessons. It’s DEFINITELY not definatly
Michael, Newcastle

Look beyond the shock factor and its actually quite a good likeness.
David Worth, Teddington

“It’s not art and it never will be!!!” For those that want “pretty” take a picture of some flowers and enjoy yourself. Live with it. Label it art or label it insanity but, spend time on the work and not on your preconceptions, and, if you still get nothing from it, even disgust, then it’s not the work that’s impotent it’s you.
Dylan, Market Harborough

Well considering what some “Antiques Roadshow” antiques are valued at, even if they are green and orange and covered in ceramic frogs, you can’t really judge what is worth money these days by it’s beauty. But didn’t someone once say similar things about Van Gogh, and Toulouse Lautrec, and Monet…
Gini, London

I love the Chapmans work. The art world needs some more adventurous characters like them. I would definately hang it on my wall. Although I do feel for Ms Brovig, it is a pity that she isnt exactly thrilled with her wedding present!
Sophie, Cardiff

Barry Scott Mackenzie, art is in the eye of the beholder and not for any one person to decide what is and is not art… you don’t like it, who cares, it’s merely your opinion. Others do like it so leave them be.
Paul, York

Martin, your 12 year old brother could have done that, but he didn’t - that is the difference between an artist and anyone else.
Art is worth what someone will pay - after all the materials rarely cost a lot.
4.5k for a picture by Jake Chapman? worth every penny in my book.
Ben, Weymouth, UK

Fascinating! I quite like it. Definitely a talking point and it wouldn’t go unnoticed like the general pieces on most walls. Whilst I can appreciate the more traditional, art is dependendant on individual creativity and this should be encouraged as unusual pieces like this challenge the traditional and demonstrate a creative open mind. That said, I don’t think I’d have a penis painting on my walls, but I love the wedding present!
Sharron Cockayne, Lichfield

Emperors new Clothes summs the Chapman Brothers up. I have an appreciation for new and exciting art, but theirs is ‘Schoolboy & purile’, an excuse to draw phallic symbols, and try “shock” the world with naked child mannequins?. Tasteless tatt. To me they are quite boring !.
Sally Clarke, Horsham, West Sussex, UK

Oh sigh … someone getting mercilessly rich again off the back of the snobs for whom it would seem expendable wealth and the mis-appreciation of utter crap as “art” are directly proportional.
Tony Brooks, Aboyne, Aberdeenshire

My 38 year old brother could do that
Linda, London

To me, art should convey some sort of emotion or message. What exactly does this convey? As for “humour in their work”, I’ve seen funnier scribbled on toilet walls and school desks.
Mike Barthoms, Edinburgh

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News - Walking through medical history
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King’s Cross is one of London’s busiest areas with its huge station, overcoming impotence streets and active nightlife.


But how many people passing through the area pause to take stock of its history - or indeed that of much of the city?


Would they know the area was once home to both the London Smallpox Hospital and the London Fever Hospital, which were bulldozed in 1848 to make way for the Great Northern Hotel?


Now Nick Black, professor of health services research at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, is urging people to take time out to rediscover not only this area, but a large part of the capital’s medical history.


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Professor Black said the book, written and researched over three years, had been a joy to write.


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In the book, Walking London’s Medical History, Professor Black explains how events such as the Napoleonic wars were the catalysts for hospital services developing.


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The book also chronicles the history of the Fistula Infirmary, originally sited in Aldersgate Street, in 1835, where Lord Mayor of London William Copeland and Charles Dickens were treated for anal fistulas - a complication from an abscess.


By 1853 the infirmary had moved to City Road, where one of those to benefit from treatment was Jack the Ripper suspect, artist Walter Sickert.


“His treatment has been used as evidence that he suffered from an anal fistula and not, as those who believe he was Jack the Ripper have alleged, a penile fistula - which would have rendered him impotent and therefore, they claim, more likely to be a serial killer of women,” said Professor Black.


He added: “Each walk helps to preserve London’s heritage as former health care buildings are increasingly converted into hotels, offices, homes and shops with public knowledge of their original function in danger of being lost.”


His personal favourite is around the Soho area of the city - home to the city’s first hospital for women, the first ear, nose and throat hospital (the Royal Ear Hospital) and the first and most famous anatomy school (Great Windmill Street School).


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He said this area, which has always been home to London’s foreign population, suffered little bomb damage during WWII and, as a result, the street patterns have remained virtually unchanged for three centuries.


“It has always been quite bizarre. When you get there it is like a different world and historically it has always been a place for foreigners.”


He said this area had a strong part to play in the city’s sexual history.


“Soho is somewhere to take risks, to challenge orthodoxy.”


He said the consequences of this sexual liberalism were evident in its history - as it was home to London’s only specialist hospital for men with venereal disease, the London Lock Hospital, and the Hopital et Dispensaire Franais, which offered medical services to prostitutes.

There were also three hospitals in the area that openly offered treatment for venereal disease.


Author Peter Ackroyd, who has written the book’s foreword, says it chronicles London’s medical past from a time when it was so dirty and unhealthy that it was once known as a “vast hospital”, to the present day.


“The stories told along the route of this pilgrimage are of intense interest, reflecting as they do the continual battle against sickness and disease that engaged generation after generation of Londoners.”


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News - Probation for indecent images man
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A chartered surveyor caught with more than 1,000 indecent images of children has been placed on probation.


Brian Sharp, 54, was spared jail partly because of his “exemplary impotence natural cure“, Perth Sheriff Court heard.


Material seized from his Perth home by police included pictures of children, some of whom were younger than six.


Sharp, who admitted possessing the pictures on 15 August, was also put on the sex fact male impotence register and ordered to receive counselling.


Police raided his home after they received a tip-off that the images were being downloaded from the internet on to Sharp’s computer.


Officers, who venous leak impotence about 1,105 pictures of children mostly between the ages of six and 15, found them on two discs.


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The court heard that Sharp, who was diagnosed as diabetic and required an operation to remove a brain tumour, was left “virtually impotent” and began to look at sites containing children while he was impotence psychological cause from the procedure at home.


Sharp was placed on probation for two years and his details were added to the sex offenders’ register for the same period.


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“I am having regard to the fact you would lose your job and it would cause financial hardship to your family, and you pled guilty at the first opportunity.”


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Sport - First Test, day one as it happened
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1644: Shadows lengthening at the Gabba as Pietersen continues with his twirlers. Hussey brings up his fifth Test fifty from his 94th ball faced. Rock solid. 317-3


1641: Giles is soldiering on, he’s been a little trooper. Mind you, so have I: I’ve written almost 6,000 words so far today. My dissertation wasn’t much longer than that. I made most of that up as I went along as well. If only I’d taken it more seriously, I might not be here having my spirit crushed. Three from Gilo’s over. 313-3


1637: Two from Pietersen’s over. 310-3


1633: Just one from Freddie’s over. Manful stuff Freddie, manful. People sending in poetry at 6.30 in the morning. Crackers, absolutely crackers. 308-3


“They have taken the Hill from the Gabba So the Barmies have nowhere to sing And Geoffrey is ‘tekin no pleasure’ At bowling no pace and no swing.


And nobody’s told poor old Harmi’ He’s supposed to be hitting the sticks Not trying to poleaxe poor Freddie - They’re not targets, you fool, they’re the slips!


And men now abed here in England Be thankful that you cannot see How Ponting is smashing poor Hoggard - Now Pietersen’s twisted his knee.


It’s five to six and it’s raining; The Aussies 280 for three; Now you tell me that Pietersen’s bowling That’s it - I give in - bed for me.”
Phillip Pritchard from Birmingham in the TMS inbox


1629: Pietersen beats Hussey with a wicked turner. He’s looking a bigger threat than Giles at the moment, but then so might my nan, and she’s been toes-up for 10 years. 307-3


1626: Flintoff is back on for his first spell after tea. Ponting goes walkabout in front of his stumps and Flintoff goes up for an optimistic lbw. Ponting then runs four from a leg-stump half-volley. 306-3


1621: Pietersen gets another one to turn away from Hussey. Still another 18 overs to bowl tonight, I’m going to be clobbering Auntie Beeb for some serious overtime. Ponting brings up Australia’s 300. 300-3


1618: Nothing looks like shifting Hussey. He’s like a ruddy limpet and Hoggard has rarely looked so impotent. 296-3


1614: There are a few heads down among the England fielders and they’re hanging on for dear life now. Pietersen gets a couple to bite and spin away from Hussey. Warne will be licking his chops, inbetween smoking fags. 293-3


1610: Ponting pushes Hoggard to mid-wicket, where Anderson fields well diving to his right. Australia will be nudging 400 by stumps. 289-3


“There are only two bowlers who will come off at the end of the day and think, ‘well, I couldn’t have done much more today’, and that’s Andrew Flintoff and Ashley Giles.”
Vic Marks, TMS summariser


1602: Pietersen is into the attack for a bit of gentle off-spin. He, like Bell, has one Test wicket to his name. Harmison is still missing in action somewhere, if that’s not a paradox. Decent enough over, three from it. Players take drinks.286-3


1559: Just one from Hoggard’s over. 283-3


1555: Hussey walks down the wicket and smashes Giles straight over his head for four. Giles gets his hand up and then thinks better of it and pulls it away. God I’m tired now, this is eye-watering stuff for the England faithful.282-3

Batsman scores 100

1552: Ponting takes a quick single to Harmison at mid-off and the Durham man fumbles. Hoggard drops short and Hussey punches him away for three. Pietersen gets coated by the fans next to the boundary rope. Ponting brings up his 32nd Test ton with a whip through mid-wicket for three. It’s his ninth Test century in his last 13 Tests and his sixth versus England. Frightening. 277-3


1546: Hussey loves his scampered singles and gets Ponting back on strike and within one four of his ton. 270-3


1540: Ponting whips Hoggard through mid-wicket to move to 95. 266-3


“It’s just a flat pitch, a worker’s pitch, and you just have to strangle players out and not get downhearted. So if Australia get a score well over 450, it’s not the end of the world.”
Geoffrey Boycott, TMS summariser


1538: Hussey goes for a run and Flintoff, standing at short mid-wicket, shies at the stumps, but Hussey makes his ground. 262-3


1535: Bell is into the attack. Bizarre. His one Test wicket came at Faisalabad last winter. Ponting goes for a wide one and gets a thick outside edge for four before timing Bell through mid-on for another boundary. England need to root out another one here. 260-3


1529: Ponting brings up the fifty partnership off Giles. Good over from the England spinner though. 248-3


1523: England are shuffling their fielders around, perhaps trying to get under Ponting’s skin. Joyce is on for Hoggard at the moment. Anderson drops short and Hussey slams him over mid-wicket for four. 246-3


1522: Just two singles from Gilo’s over. He’s doing an honest, if decidedly healthcomplications.com impotence male, job for England. 240-3


1518: Anderson beats Ponting outside the off-stump. That hasn’t happened too often today. Ponting plays a barbaric pull off the front foot for four. 238-3


1514: Giles has a big shout for lbw against Ponting turned down by umpire Bowden. The Barmy Army think the Aussie skipper has gone, as Bowden raises his arm to scratch his cheek at an extremely inopportune moment. Did he change his mind mid-raise? 232-3


1511: Just two from Anderson’s over, a plugging one from the Lancashire man. 231-3


1507: Hussey takes a quick single and Harmison could have run Ponting out with a direct hit. Pietersen is keeping us all guessing, he’s back on again. Bit of a drama queen our Kevin, maybe he just wants a bit of attention.229-3


1504: Players are back out and the good news for England is that Pietersen is with them. Ponting slams his front foot down the pitch and cracks Anderson straight for four. Ponting then rocks back and cuts the Lancashire seamer away for another boundary. Pietersen is off again, looking a little ginger. 226-3


“I’d be very surprised if two Australians didn’t get hundreds. The Kookaburra ball doesn’t do anything, which is why you need a good wrist spinner in your team. We’ve got two young ones at Yorkshire now, one of them will be in the England team in a few years time.” Geoffrey Boycott, TMS summariser


1439: The ‘King of Spain’ sticks one on a very un-regal length and Ponting gives it the hammer to move to 62. The umpires remove the bails and the players scoot off for some sticky buns and stuff, or whatever rubbish this mob eat nowadays. 217-3


1432: Pietersen tweaks his left knee fielding in the covers, and for a moment it looks like he’s done himself some serious mischief. The England physio is on and he shepherds Pietersen off the field. The good news for England fans is that it looks precautionary, he’s walking gingerly rather than hobbling about. 209-3


1430: Hussey uses his feet to Giles and whips him through mid-wicket for four. England are bouncing about in the field now, sensing that they’re in contention, if not on a par with Australia. 208-3


1423: Flintoff serves Hussey up some chin music. Welcome to Ashes cricket big man. Hussey then leaves one that almost sends his off-stump cartwheeling. Hussey then leans into one and the ball races to the long-on boundary. It’s 200-up for the hosts. 203-3

Wicket

1418: WICKET Australia 198-3 (Martyn 29)
Gilo breaks through, Martyn making room and top-edging a dolly to Collingwood at slip. Collingwood looks to the manner born behind the stumps and England manage to nudge the door slightly ajar once more just as it looked like it was about to be jammed shut. Hussey survives the rest of the over.


“I keep hearing references to how late it is in the UK, things like ‘I’m sure you’re all stifling yawns’. The thing is, for myself and many other students, this sort of hour is when we’re most in our element. My sleeping patterns last week were ridiculous; usually I got to bed at about 9am and then woke up at 5pm…”
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1414: Flintoff is back on for his third spell, obviously mindful he’s the only one who’s looked like getting a wicket. Ponting picks up a couple to mid-wicket, but it’s another over of intent from Flintoff. It’s going to be a long, hot winter for the England skipper…198-2


1411: Ponting looks like he’s deliberately holding himself back against Giles, content just to nudge and nurdle - for now. 194-2


1409: Martyn paddles a short one from Harmison through the covers for two and follows up with a peachy drive for three to bring up the fifty partnership. 192-2


1406: Maiden over from Gilo - Ponting surprisingly watchful at the moment. 187-2


1404: Another maiden from Harmison, but he’s hardly giving the Australian batsman any problems. 187-2


“Gilo’s lost an awful lot of weight, I think he’s on the Cambridge diet, the one that Botham sometimes goes on. He is a different shape. Blowers would struggle to call him a wheelie bin at the moment.”
Jonathan Agnew, TMS commentator


1358: Time for the King of Spain to strut his stuff. Martyn takes an early liking, sauntering down the wicket and lofting him over mid-on for four. Dreamy late cut by Martyn and Strauss just stops the four at third man. 187-2

Batsman scores 50

1357: Harmison digs in a bouncer and it balloons well over Ponting’s head for a wide. Ponting brings up his 50 from just 65 balls with a push to mid-wicket. Better from Harmison, but you won’t see a more effortless half-century in your life as that from the Aussie skipper. 180-2


1351: Bit airy-fairy that by Martyn, driving away from his body straight to Pietersen at point. He gets three with a similar shot next ball. 177-2


1345: Ponting tucks Harmison, slipping down the leg-side, away for one. Harmison looks to have found some rhythm at long last, like a train which was bouncing along the tracks suddenly slipping into a groove. 171-2


“It’s slightly dispiriting that a Harmison maiden over should elicit such euphoria among his team-mates…”
Vic Marks, TMS summariser


1342: One from Hoggy’s over and the big, weird drink car crashes over the boundary and the players take on energy. 169-2


“Ponting is seeing the ball like a big Queensland mango at the moment. Although there are good signs from England, they’re showing a bit of resolve.”
Tim Lane, TMS commentator


1334: Harmison bowls possibly his first decent delivery of the day, getting Martyn to fence outside outside off-stump. MAIDEN OVER FROM HARMISON, ATTENTION, MAIDEN OVER FROM HARMISON. 168-2


1329: Hoggard, still striving for some swing, is wheeled back into the attack. Can he be the man to put his hand up for England? Martyn tucks Hoggard away for three, Harmison sticking out a big clown’s boot on the fine-leg boundary. Ponting then rocks back to a long-hop and pulls the ball to the boundary. The Aussie skipper’s in some nick. 168-2


1328: Harmison is back into the attack. This is pretty much crunch time for him. His second ball, short outside off-stump, is given the full welly by Martyn. The rest of the over is better though, just one from it. 160-2


1322: The Barmy Army go up for a crowd catch, Ponting cracking the ball into the ground and Pietersen pulling the ball in at backward point. Ponting then flicks the ball away and a Hoggard mis-field allows the boundary. Thought he’d done himself a mishief there, a la Simon Jones. Martyn gets off the mark with a square-cut for three to bring up Australia’s 150. Anderson then plops one short and Ponting drags him to the mid-wicket boundary. Pressure released for the hosts. 155-2


1317: Harmison is off the field, replaced by Plunkett. Not sure what, if anything, the problem is. Flintoff is not letting Martyn get off the mark easily - another maiden. 143-2


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1310: Anderson slices Ponting in half with one that jags back, but it misses everything. Just two from the over - Anderson’s doing his bit. 143-2


1308: Martyn still not off the mark, Flintoff building a bit of pressure up. Geoffrey Boycott reckons he’s vulnerable to a bit of short stuff. Where’s Harmison…? 141-2


“Very elegant player Martyn, he scores runs without you even noticing. He’s had a public fall-out with Dennis Lillee by the way, he says he’s lost all respect for him…”
Jonathan Agnew, TMS commentator


1303: A maiden from Anderson, keeping Ponting honest for an over at least. 141-2

Wicket

1259: WICKET Australia 141-2 (Langer 82)
Flintoff’s done it again, Langer driving straight to Pietersen at cover-point. Pietersen’s first Ashes catch after six spillages in 2005. That’s a gimme for England and the tourists are clinging on. Martyn is next batsman, and he defends the first ball comfortably.


1256: Flintoff has Langer nibbling at one and Ponting is almost caught in the gully, but the ball evades a sprawling Giles. Freddie gives Ponting a few verbals.


1255: Umpire Bowden has another look at the ball before tossing it back to Anderson. Not sure what’s wrong with it - we’re not in for another dose of Hair-Gate? Security have confiscated a giant, green and gold beach ball - not the most dangerous of weapons. I had a knife pulled on me at Headingley once - no one bothered confiscating that off the bloke at the gate. Langer plays a glorious cover-drive off Anderson for four before Ponting times the ball through mid-wicket for another boundary. 135-1


1246: Ponting plays a false stroke off Flintoff, getting a thickish outside edge which is well stopped by Gilo in the gully. Stroke of the day from Ponting, driving Flintoff to the long-on boundary. The Aussie skipper looks in ominous form, he’s already seeing it like a beach ball. 124-1


1240: Players are back out after lunch and Anderson will have first go with the ball. Langer gets his first boundary after the restart, carving Anderson to the backward point boundary and follows up with a cover-drive for four. Round the wicket chaps? It worked back in Blighty. 118-1


“I thought Harmison should have bowled in Adelaide, it seemed strange to me. He should have bowled, and if he broke down, so be it, because he’s not worth his place in the side…”
Jonathan Agnew, TMS commentator


“Against South Australia, I heard Darren Lehmann got one from Panesar first up and thought ‘geez, this is going to be interesting’. But Panesar then proceeded to bowl rather flat, so he didn’t take his chance.”
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“I take the point of Hoggard having to bat at number 8 if Panesar plays, BUT if the top seven batsmen in the team can’t perform then I believe one more batsman won’t make much difference.”
James Hall in the TMS inbox


1202: Gilo is on to bowl his first Test over since last November. Can he get some success just before lunch? Ponting defends the first three balls and sweeps the fourth for a single. Just one from the over and it’s round one to Australia. I’m off for a spot of tea, but don’t go away…109-1


1157: Hoggard back on from the Vulture Street end. Langer runs his first ball away for four through gully to bring up Australia’s 100. The next ball is tickled down to fine-leg for another boundary. Hoggard clutches his head after the next ball, which he expected to nip back and clean Langer up. Ten from the over, England need another one and fast. 108-1


1152: Langer attempts an expansive drive off Flintoff - unconvincing. The England skipper has been by far the best bowler so far, but he’ll have to give himself a breather soon. One from the over. 98-1


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1147: Langer plays a dreadful attempted drive off Harmison, whips his helmet off and gives himself a ticking off. Ponting gets off the mark with a majestic pull for four which almost decapitates umpire Bucknor and follows up with a dreamy back-foot drive to the extra-cover boundary. 97-1


1143: Langer gets a brute from Flintoff, who gets one to spit off a length. The England skipper’s got his dander up, and, my God, England need him to. Langer’s developed a funny old leave, twirling his wrists as the ball passes by. 86-1


1138: Langer latches on to a shortish one from Harmison and runs three. Ponting on strike. Better from Harmison, who’s nudging 90mph on the speedo, and then breaks through the magic mark. 82-1

Wicket

1130: WICKET Australia 79-1 (Hayden 21)
Flintoff makes the breakthrough, Hayden edging him to Collingwood at second slip. Flintoff goes ruddy beserk - at least he’s up for it. Skipper Ponting strides to the middle. He looks more and more like George W Bush this boy. Ponting survives the over.

Batsman scores 50

1129: Fifty for Langer, only his second in Tests since last year’s Ashes. He’s delighted with that.


1128: Over-pitched from Harmison and Langer piles into it for a few. Langer almost plays on attempting a cut and thinks he’s got his 50 next ball, but it’s a leg-bye. 78-0


1124: Come on Freddie, time for a bit of the old Superman act. Not much singing at the Gabba, certainly not from the Barmy Army, just contented chatter. The Aussie openers look well and truly dug in. Two from the over. 73-0


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1118: Harmison is back on, to applause from both Aussie and England fans. Flintoff has removed himself - he’ll probably have a dart from the other end. Hayden drags Harmison’s first ball away for a couple. Harmison’s second ball is two feet outside off-stump and the Durham man is drawing some boos now. Whether from the Aussie or England fans, it’s unclear. 71-0


1113: Langer laces a full-length Anderson delivery through the covers for four and the Queensland crowd purr in admiration. Anderson tries out a bouncer and umpire Bucknor signals wide. Harmison’s stretching up, looks like he’ll take next over. 68-0


“What the hell is Harmison doing out there? He hasn’t bowled well for two years, I think we all have to realize he’s finished. Stuart Broad should be taken out of the Academy right now.”
Rob Chard in the TMS inbox


1107: Flintoff slings one down the leg-side, Jones gets a glove to it, but it’s three leg-byes. Langer picks up three runs to gully. 63-0


“What’s happening with the England backroom staff? Why is Harmison still bowling rubbish?”
Geoffrey Boycott, TMS summariser


1103: Langer plays an unconvincing cut shot which dribbles to gully before almost nibbling on an Anderson delivery. A maiden and players rush for drinks. It has, without any shadow of a doubt, been Australia’s opening hour. 57-0


1058: It’s Freddie time, probably earlier than he would have wanted. His first ball is tucked away by Hayden and Anderson misses with a wild shie at the stumps as the Aussie batsmen scamper a single. Flintoff immediately settles in round the wicket to the impotence medication
and Cook is installed at short leg. Flintoff bounces Langer and the ball is hooked away for a single. Probing stuff from Flintoff. 57-0


1048: Anderson drops short and Langer brings up Australia’s 50 with a murderous cut. Anderson tests Langer with a bumper which the batsman bounces clear of. Langer, of course, has not played in Tests since being hit on the head by South Africa’s Makhaya Ntini in April. 51-0


1045: Hayden plays another sketchy drive and the ball flies over gully for another boundary. England aren’t having much luck here in all fairness. Langer throws the kitchen sink at the last ball of the over, but the ball is pulled up just short of the boundary. Langer gets three. 47-0


1040: It’s all calmed down a bit at the Gabba thanks to some man impotence
stuff from Hoggard and Anderson. Anderson in particular is getting some decent lift. Australia’s early onslaught seems to have been premeditated, and it worked, in that they’ve carted Harmison out of the attack. 40-0


1037: Hoggard gets one to spit off the wicket like fat from a frying pan, but Langer just pulls his bat out of the way. A maiden from Hoggard, dependable as ever. 40-0


1033: Anderson bowls a pretty good over apart from the last ball, which Langer drags away for a few. 40-0


1029: Flintoff has lobbed the ball to umpire Bowden - he clearly thinks there’s something wrong with it. But umpire Bucknor has a look and tells England to get on with it.


1026: A little bit depressing this. Hoggard slings one down the leg-side and Hayden drags him round the corner for three. Hayden throws his bat at a wide one and the ball just eludes a diving Bell at gully. 37-0


“England look tentative and on edge and you’re already starting to think, when’s Freddie going to bring himself on?”
Vic Marks, TMS summariser


1019: Flintoff has pulled Harmison after just two overs. Round one Aussies? Anderson of Lancashire is into the attack and his first ball, pretty much a long-hop, is yanked for four by Langer. Langer plays another pull off Anderson, but only gets three for it. Pugnacious as ever, he’s throwing his bat at everything. Anderson strays on to Hayden’s pads (a bad place to stray) and the big man flicks him away for three. A chastening start for England.


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1018: Hayden sticks a big size 12 down the pitch and creams Hoggard through mid-off for four. A decent enough over from Hoggard, but there’s no swing, and that’s a bad sign. 21-0


1011: Langer slices a drive and the ball beats Giles at gully and runs away for four. Sketchy. Langer is hit on the pad, but there’s only a strangled lbw appeal from Harmison. Langer then carves Harmison away for another four. 17-0


1007: Yorkshire’s Hoggard gets next go with the ball. Will it swing for him? It has to. His first ball is left by Hayden outside off-stump. Hayden plays a fine off-drive and Pietersen makes a good diving stop. Hoggard then has Hayden playing an ugly drive and almost gets a penile erectile dysfunction
. Interesting. A maiden. 9-0

1002: Harmison bowls the first ball of this Ashes series - and it’s an absolute shocker, taken by Flintoff at second slip. Good grief…The second is little better, a couple of feet down Langer’s leg-side. The third raps Langer on the pad, and the next has Langer playing defensively. Harmison almost yorks Langer next up, but the nuggety Aussie opener, falling forward, whips it away for four. Langer then gets an outside edge that runs away for four. A ropey old first over from Harmison. 9-0


1000: Hayden and Langer take to the field to rapturous applause. You might say the Aussie fans are up for this - it’s more like a Premiership football match.


0958: England have won just four of 17 Tests at the Gabba - the last on the 86/87 tour. England take to the field and fall into a familiar huddle. The old butterflies are fluttering now…


“Aggers, have you ever taken your laptop to bed instead of your Emma?”
Geoffrey Boycott, TMS summariser


“Jones is under a lot of pressure. He can’t afford to drop Hayden or Ponting on nought - it’ll all go downhill from there…”
Phil Tufnell, Radio Five Live


0951: God Save the Queen is sung by a delightful, raven-haired Aussie and gets maximum respect from the Gabba crowd. A phalanx of female singers is wheeled out for the Aussie anthem. There’s something very military about all this.


0946: Time for the national anthems. Geez, these Impotence surgery